Before I start in, believe me, I like the movies but wouldn’t consider myself a huge fan, or put this movie in my top 10. But it is a vampire movie (which I enjoy, Bram Stokers #1), and has earned itself a massive and dedicated following. While I liked the movies and absolutely loved the soundtrack I just couldn’t get into the spirit of Twilight, until I watched the second movie. Now I am not certain, don’t quote me on this. But I am about 3% sure I saw him. I believe he was part of the vulturie (or however you spell that), I believe they did their best to edit him out, and I beleive they divulged deep secrets into the reality of vampires existing among us today.

Everyone believed him dead, but I now know he un-lives as a vampire, and I will forever be part of …

Oh yeah, I’m a fan!

My wife was at the release party last night, she won that bottle and a few other things. She hasn’t woken up yet to see that I’ve fixed this for her, but I’m sure I’ll be the first to know when she does. Anyway, it’s fun to do an off the wall post every now and then, but I must hurry and get back to my anticipation.

Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Twilight or Earnest. I enjoy parodies of even my favorite movies and singers. This is in no way meant to be offensive, it is just for fun that I do this.